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One sunny afternoon, me and my identical twin brother were flicking through the pages of Kerrang! Living Loud while listening to our favourite local band's mediocre debut album on the JBL speaker, and that's when I realised that I will never truly have the experience of doing a 'which blink-182 album suits your vibe' quiz from a magazine that comes with a free compilation CD and 28 Pete Wentz posters. In that moment, The Rolling Cone came in to existence - a 100% illegitimate publication guaranteed to bring you the hottest news about all your favourite bands that broke up 20 years ago! We hope that this webzine (physical copies are potentially available) reaches an audience of warped tour veterans, fetuses who were conceived too late to live through the pop-punk dynasty, and my mum and dad who are probably going to read this. Stay tuned for more updates to this site, and also make sure your guitar stays tuned so it doesn't sound awful. THE SECRET GOLDFISH (last updated 8.10.2025)